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      10-18-2016, 11:30 AM   #40877
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Congrats... where you two doing the ceremony? Will Cher be singing? Which one of you is wearing the dress (asking for a friend)?
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      10-18-2016, 11:56 AM   #40878
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Funny - but no!

1MOREMOD shunned all my homo gay advances

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      10-18-2016, 11:57 AM   #40879
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Nice wonder when that shit happens for us, you gay bird
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      10-18-2016, 12:01 PM   #40880
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If you weren't all the way across the country, I'd consider picking those up from you. Bummer.
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They aren't fluorescent color tho?? And then you are implying that ducky has terrible taste that is comparable to your level??

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      10-18-2016, 12:02 PM   #40881
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So when is the beast getting dyno'd again? I've forgotten.

Edit: To clarify, I meant ASBSECU E93 new diesel. I did not mean putting 1MOREMOD on the dyno - we all know those noodle legs are only capable of putting out 40-50 lb-ft of torque.
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      10-18-2016, 12:05 PM   #40882
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So when is the beast getting dyno'd again? I've forgotten.
You didn't mark it in your calendar? Geez, where are your priorities???
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      10-18-2016, 12:05 PM   #40883
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So when is the beast getting dyno'd again? I've forgotten.
Gotta get the methanol kit installed and hybrid turbo.....patience grasshopper.

Will say - with only a tune and DPF delete, I put the busses on a SRT-8 with a cam last night.
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      10-18-2016, 12:06 PM   #40884
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Nice wonder when that shit happens for us, you gay bird
If not today - within a week or so.

Shits gonna be crazy at the dealerships for turn in
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Gotta get the methanol kit installed and hybrid turbo.....patience grasshopper.

Will say - with only a tune and DPF delete, I put the busses on a SRT-8 with a cam last night.
Pssshhh, might be fast, but I don't think it can beat my car! Unless you were racing an earlier model of the SRT-8 with the lower power motor.
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Gotta get the methanol kit installed and hybrid turbo.....patience grasshopper.

Will say - with only a tune and DPF delete, I put the busses on a SRT-8 with a cam last night.
Pssshhh, might be fast, but I don't think it can beat my car! Unless you were racing an earlier model of the SRT-8 with the lower power motor.
30 roll and the BUSSES!!
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@#$%^$#$@!!!!!!!

Judge signature delayed 1 week until he can read the complaints today.

I WANT MY $$$$!!!
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      10-18-2016, 01:51 PM   #40888
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@#$%^$#$@!!!!!!!

Judge signature delayed 1 week until he can read the complaints today.

I WANT MY $$$$!!!
Sounds like the judge just put the busses to you....I have no idea what "busses" means in slang. I even googled it. So I have to assume it is either a made up word, or a word so old it is only popular amongst geriatrics.

I had to get that one in for shoei's sake - I sense that he might be feeling a little small.

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Hey Joekerr - some people get beat car a car length or two.....others get beat by bus lengths

The Charger got the busses! He is now officially a member of the GAP band
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Hey Joekerr - some people get beat car a car length or two.....others get beat by bus lengths

The Charger got the busses! He is now officially a member of the GAP band
Ah, I now understand...though that was not something easily discernible without an explanation.
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      10-18-2016, 02:25 PM   #40891
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Ah, I now understand...though that was not something easily discernible without an explanation.
It's okay - being Canadian is a serious disability, no one blames you.
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It's okay - being Canadian is a serious disability, no one blames you.
That's not nice!!

Oh wait, you're not Canadian.
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      10-18-2016, 03:24 PM   #40893
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Fuckin' RockAuto....

When I had those packages stolen a few weeks back, the ones from Amazon were replaced within the week.

Finally got told to go fuck myself today by Rock, that it's not their responsibility, and there's nothing they can do.

I used to recommend them and had spent thousands with them in the past. Guess you get what you pay for.
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      10-18-2016, 03:33 PM   #40894
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We prefer the term "otherly abled" or, perhaps, "handi-capable!"
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Fuckin' RockAuto....

When I had those packages stolen a few weeks back, the ones from Amazon were replaced within the week.

Finally got told to go fuck myself today by Rock, that it's not their responsibility, and there's nothing they can do.

I used to recommend them and had spent thousands with them in the past. Guess you get what you pay for.
Sheesh, do they know what customer service is, or are they living under a rock?

Aaaaaahahahaha god I'm so sorry. Is this what it feels like to be jtodd_fl ?
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      10-18-2016, 03:57 PM   #40896
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Ah, I now understand...though that was not something easily discernible without an explanation.
I chuckled when i read "busses" because i haven't heard it in a long time.
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Verbiage wanted me to give you all an update. Apparently, he was perma banned from OT. He said he's doing well and he misses everyone.
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Tell him to just make another account... If he's already got a life sentence, does it matter if he gets two life sentences??
Tell him that we miss him too , and let him do what shoei said above...
Anyway that's like a sad day on OT for sure !
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Tell him that we miss him too , and let him do what shoei said above...
Anyway that's like a sad day on OT for sure !
Guys, that's against the forum rules.

When Billup was banned, everyone was sad. Then the forum gods smiled upon us and a new friend joined that brought back fond memories of his time here. I think we need to hope for something similar for Verbiage.
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