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      09-05-2016, 07:53 PM   #38413
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      09-05-2016, 07:57 PM   #38414
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But first...amputate shoei's head cause his brain is broken!!

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      09-05-2016, 08:12 PM   #38415
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Dammit - it's already turning purple....
Oh hell yeah... It's time to amputate !!!
To prevent spread of disease - take it at the elbow????
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      09-05-2016, 08:14 PM   #38416
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I did have the BEST pancakes for breakfast though
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what the hell is going on?

Bad time to drop in.

Leaving, carry on.
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      09-05-2016, 08:17 PM   #38418
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Bad time to drop in.

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Where you been son
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      09-05-2016, 08:18 PM   #38419
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Bad time to drop in.

Leaving, carry on.
Where else could you find legitimate conversation on amputations? You know you love it!
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Where you been son
Ive been all over the damn tri state, keeping busy uk how it is.



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Where else could you find legitimate conversation on amputations? You know you love it!
Prob some sort of pre med class
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      09-05-2016, 09:07 PM   #38421
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what the hell is going on?

Bad time to drop in.

Leaving, carry on.
Where else could you find legitimate conversation on amputations? You know you love it!
If ASB doesn't amputate, I suggest a permanent lifetime ban...
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      09-05-2016, 09:11 PM   #38422
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what the hell is going on?

Bad time to drop in.

Leaving, carry on.
Where else could you find legitimate conversation on amputations? You know you love it!
If ASB doesn't amputate, I suggest a permanent lifetime ban...
Rewriting will as I am typing this post.....
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      09-05-2016, 09:12 PM   #38423
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what the hell is going on?

Bad time to drop in.

Leaving, carry on.
Where else could you find legitimate conversation on amputations? You know you love it!
If ASB doesn't amputate, I suggest a permanent lifetime ban...
Rewriting will as I am typing this post.....
Aaaand smooshy will slide in your DMs now and be the recipient of said will...
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If ASB doesn't amputate, I suggest a permanent lifetime ban...
Thank goodness you didn't go to medical school...
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Rewriting will as I am typing this post.....
We will both go crazy with credit cards and leave him our debt...





It's the least we can do.
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If ASB doesn't amputate, I suggest a permanent lifetime ban...
Thank goodness you didn't go to medical school...
Don't mind shoei he's a little drunk at the moment...

He won't stop send me dick pics...at first I thought they were yellow thumbtacks, but quickly realized that's all he's packing...
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      09-05-2016, 09:15 PM   #38427
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We're amputating? Can I help?
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      09-05-2016, 09:19 PM   #38428
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We're amputating? Can I help?
Aaahhhh... A voice of reason...

ASB, I promise we won't take off any more than is required... Nothing more nothing less...
We have your best interest at heart...

Did you say it was the left hand or right hand again?? Oh fuck it... Might as well cut evenly... You don't want to be lopsided, you know??
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This reminds me of this scene lol
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We're amputating? Can I help?
Aaahhhh... A voice of reason...

ASB, I promise we won't take off any more than is required... Nothing more nothing less...
We have your best interest at heart...

Did you say it was the left hand or right hand again?? Oh fuck it... Might as well cut evenly... You don't want to be lopsided, you know??
I figured you for a Kidney person.

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Was thinking more like this... You did complain about leg / knee issues, no??

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We're amputating? Can I help?
All is now lost. You've gone over.

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Aaahhhh... A voice of reason...

ASB, I promise we won't take off any more than is required... Nothing more nothing less...
We have your best interest at heart...

Did you say it was the left hand or right hand again?? Oh fuck it... Might as well cut evenly... You don't want to be lopsided, you know??
It's good to know that you can always take it down a few more notches...
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Was thinking more like this... You did complain about leg / knee issues, no??



Back and shoulder!!!!

Damn - you don't listen!!
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Was thinking more like this... You did complain about leg / knee issues, no??



Back and shoulder!!!!

Damn - you don't listen!!
We gotta start somewhere !!! Can't automatically go to shoulders and back !!! Those are delicate areas !!!

Sheesh... You people...
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