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      09-06-2016, 02:07 PM   #38457
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      09-06-2016, 02:09 PM   #38458
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I blame shoei for everything.
There...FIFY.

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The global deception that the world is round and not flat. Check.
Warming has nothing to do with me, however, warfare? War is extremely profitable, I can't deny that...
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      09-06-2016, 02:10 PM   #38459
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Google got deleted
Must've been the skunk analingus.
I tried to post and it said I don't have access to that thread. Was gonna add anal rose to go along with the skunk ass theme LOL
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      09-06-2016, 02:10 PM   #38460
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Google got deleted
Lmao. I love how your thread got deleted but the "Please Delete" thread is still going strong.
Delete doesn't work. Look at the FS sections lol
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      09-06-2016, 02:18 PM   #38461
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Delete doesn't work. Look at the FS sections lol
Lol. I guess the trick is to post some skunk analingus instead of "Please Delete"
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      09-06-2016, 02:33 PM   #38462
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Delete doesn't work. Look at the FS sections lol
Lol. I guess the trick is to post some skunk analingus instead of "Please Delete"
I'll try that after item sells LOL
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      09-06-2016, 02:41 PM   #38463
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I thought ASB got banned...don't scare me like that bro!!
Haha you know ASB is a goody two shoes. I doubt he even has any infractions!
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You sir - get the first 'fuq'r' from me of the day
C'mon man! We both know you're my favorite beached whale owner around!
Whale?!?!

You been talking with MrPrena ?!?!

Haven't heard that term in a while
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      09-06-2016, 02:42 PM   #38464
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Item sold - thanks...

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      09-06-2016, 02:42 PM   #38465
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Cute as a button Alicia Vikander.
Her accent makes me weak in the knees.

She's cute - but DAMN that's a big forehead
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      09-06-2016, 02:54 PM   #38466
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She's cute - but DAMN that's a big forehead
For a guy who wears depends you're pretty critical.
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      09-06-2016, 03:00 PM   #38467
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She's cute - but DAMN that's a big forehead
So hit it doggie style?
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      09-06-2016, 03:05 PM   #38468
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Cute as a button Alicia Vikander.
Her accent makes me weak in the knees.

She's cute - but DAMN that's a big forehead
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Cute as a button Alicia Vikander.
Her accent makes me weak in the knees.

She's cute - but DAMN that's a big forehead
Or if you're feeling a little necrophilic...
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Her forehead is fine.
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Are we all looking at the same girl? Cuz Alicia's forehead is pretty much normal...

Must have a bunch of male supermodels up in these forums...
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Doesn't asb have a big forehead, mines growing.
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...I just meant it'd be good for target practice
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Must've been the skunk analingus.
Yeah, I guess we were getting too crude....your fault jtodd_fl
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      09-06-2016, 03:59 PM   #38477
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She's cute - but DAMN that's a big forehead
For a guy who wears depends you're pretty critical.
Hey V1.Quincy......

Your lane - stay in it.

FTR - it is highly likely that I am similar in age, or possibly even younger than you
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Hey V1.Quincy......

Your lane - stay in it.

FTR - it is highly likely that I am similar in age, or possibly even younger than you


You also think you're the same age as Shoei.
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