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      05-24-2020, 06:35 PM   #6557
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Last time i dated a smoker chick I was also smoking cigs so i can't comment on that. After that switched over to juul and haven't had anyone complain about how my kids taste or how my mouth tastes

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i dont know how many times cigarettes given me opportunities to bond and they let me catch those without too much effort.. please chill guys..

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i dont know how many times cigarettes given me opportunities to bond and they let me catch those without too much effort.. please chill guys..

This is also true - smoker chicks are objectively unattractive for smoking but it's also the easiest "in" to strike a conversation
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This is also true - smoker chicks are objectively unattractive for smoking but it's also the easiest "in" to strike a conversation
My friends have said the same - met so many people by just asking for a light...
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      05-24-2020, 07:20 PM   #6561
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This is also true - smoker chicks are objectively unattractive for smoking but it's also the easiest "in" to strike a conversation
My friends have said the same - met so many people by just asking for a light...
Have style. Some nice button up and good jeans. Nice shoes and watch alpha M on youtube.
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i dont know how many times cigarettes given me opportunities to bond and they let me catch those without too much effort.. please chill guys..
Lol, nothing personal: I have a buddy who smokes reds like a trucker and I don't mind being around him. It's strange, I really don't mind the smell in general, heck, I'll even steal one once in a blue moon (if sauced and we're bullshitting about something serious), but there's just something nauseating about swapping spit with someone who's been smoking when you haven't. If you've always been a smoker, imagine licking the base of your ash tray right after brushing your teeth - shit is rough.

Don't get me wrong, I'd still lay pipe if hot, but EXTREMELY limited floor play and she needs a mentos. I do keep some in my night stand in case of emergency as some of these college girls seem to forget how valuable Listerine is. It boggles my mind, they'll spend three freaking hours caking on makeup and straightening their hair, yet can't take a swig of some cool mint before heading out the door? Selfish!

And yes, I will and have offered a mentos to them, IDGAF.
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This man TRAUMATIZED by smokers

Show me on the marlboro pack where the bad girl touched you
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This man TRAUMATIZED after kissing a smoker.

Show me the girl who kissed you after smoking a pack
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This man TRAUMATIZED by smokers

Show me on the marlboro pack where the bad girl touched you
It was the green packs, Pickle. The green packs...
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This is also true - smoker chicks are objectively unattractive for smoking but it's also the easiest "in" to strike a conversation
My friends have said the same - met so many people by just asking for a light...
Have style. Some nice button up and good jeans. Nice shoes and watch alpha M on youtube.
Show us your style. Pic?
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This is also true - smoker chicks are objectively unattractive for smoking but it's also the easiest "in" to strike a conversation
My friends have said the same - met so many people by just asking for a light...
Have style. Some nice button up and good jeans. Nice shoes and watch alpha M on youtube.
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I won't even start dating a smoker. Its like kissing an ashtray.
I second that, stopped smoking 15 years ago, my ex GF had tried once to smoke a cigarette during our relationship and it tastes awful, even I was an ex smoker.
Aside from the bad smell and taste I would never date a smoker again.
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Good news! All my local spots are open again. Bad news: everyone went home for the summer except a few fraternity brothers, lol. The only negative to signing a 12 month lease off campus is you're stuck in an empty college town during the summer haha.

Hope TA girl sticks around now as I'm officially single. Ex just sent me a 3 page death wish after officially breaking things off and 'nicely' asking for my iPad Pro back

Doubt I'll ever see it again, but was worth a shot lol
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Lol, nothing personal: I have a buddy who smokes reds like a trucker and I don't mind being around him. It's strange, I really don't mind the smell in general, heck, I'll even steal one once in a blue moon (if sauced and we're bullshitting about something serious), but there's just something nauseating about swapping spit with someone who's been smoking when you haven't. If you've always been a smoker, imagine licking the base of your ash tray right after brushing your teeth - shit is rough.

Don't get me wrong, I'd still lay pipe if hot, but EXTREMELY limited floor play and she needs a mentos. I do keep some in my night stand in case of emergency as some of these college girls seem to forget how valuable Listerine is. It boggles my mind, they'll spend three freaking hours caking on makeup and straightening their hair, yet can't take a swig of some cool mint before heading out the door? Selfish!

And yes, I will and have offered a mentos to them, IDGAF.
then here comes a question.. you choose a girl with bad breathe or a light smoker? time is ticking..
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Lol, nothing personal: I have a buddy who smokes reds like a trucker and I don't mind being around him. It's strange, I really don't mind the smell in general, heck, I'll even steal one once in a blue moon (if sauced and we're bullshitting about something serious), but there's just something nauseating about swapping spit with someone who's been smoking when you haven't. If you've always been a smoker, imagine licking the base of your ash tray right after brushing your teeth - shit is rough.

Don't get me wrong, I'd still lay pipe if hot, but EXTREMELY limited floor play and she needs a mentos. I do keep some in my night stand in case of emergency as some of these college girls seem to forget how valuable Listerine is. It boggles my mind, they'll spend three freaking hours caking on makeup and straightening their hair, yet can't take a swig of some cool mint before heading out the door? Selfish!

And yes, I will and have offered a mentos to them, IDGAF.
then here comes a question.. you choose a girl with bad breathe or a light smoker? time is ticking..
Lol, you got me, light smoker.
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then here comes a question.. you choose a girl with bad breathe or a light smoker? time is ticking..
Never dated a light smoker but it couldn't be as bad as a cigarette smoker. Just weird.
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Good news! All my local spots are open again. Bad news: everyone went home for the summer except a few fraternity brothers, lol. The only negative to signing a 12 month lease off campus is you're stuck in an empty college town during the summer haha.

Hope TA girl sticks around now as I'm officially single. Ex just sent me a 3 page death wish after officially breaking things off and 'nicely' asking for my iPad Pro back

Doubt I'll ever see it again, but was worth a shot lol
Did you sleep with another girl before breaking up?

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Did you sleep with another girl before breaking up?
It’s complicated, but technically no…

I thought we broke up back in December after she accidentally backed into my car with her Jeep (posted a thread on that). And I may have lost my cool when she flat out lied about it, and then STILL denied it even after my apartment complex’s CCT footage clearly shows her nailing it. I wasn’t even mad about the accident, but the fact she felt the need to lie and blame it on someone else (along with some other crap) really pissed me off. We didn’t talk for like 2 weeks after that, so I thought we were over, but she shows up one weekend like nothing happened and we have makeup sex, lol. I’ve tried multiple times to officially end it since then, but she would always text me when she’s in town (we go to different schools) wanting to hang out. I’m an idiot and allowed this to go on.

I sent some of her stuff in a box to her house months ago along with a return label for my iPad, but she “refused” the package and they sent it back. I mean, what am I supposed to do? Wait around until she becomes rational and moves on? It sucks, the tipping point for a three-year relationship had to be something minuscule like a $200 fender.
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Did you sleep with another girl before breaking up?
It's complicated, but technically no…

I thought we broke up back in December after she accidentally backed into my car with her Jeep (posted a thread on that). And I may have lost my cool when she flat out lied about it, and then STILL denied it even after my apartment complex's CCT footage clearly shows her nailing it. I wasn't even mad about the accident, but the fact she felt the need to lie and blame it on someone else (along with some other crap) really pissed me off. We didn't talk for like 2 weeks after that, so I thought we were over, but she shows up one weekend like nothing happened and we have makeup sex, lol. I've tried multiple times to officially end it since then, but she would always text me when she's in town (we go to different schools) wanting to hang out. I'm an idiot and allowed this to go on.

I sent some of her stuff in a box to her house months ago along with a return label for my iPad, but she "refused" the package and they sent it back. I mean, what am I supposed to do? Wait around until she becomes rational and moves on? It sucks, the tipping point for a three-year relationship had to be something minuscule like a $200 fender.
if it's clear she did it and has a need to lie about it even with the proof... then she's got some issues lol.

Just admit to it and apologize, it happens it can get fixed. The fact that she felt the need to keep lying speaks for itself. I wouldn't want to be with someone like that, you're better off without her tbh.
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if it's clear she did it and has a need to lie about it even with the proof... then she's got some issues lol.

Just admit to it and apologize, it happens it can get fixed. The fact that she felt the need to keep lying speaks for itself. I wouldn't want to be with someone like that, you're better off without her tbh.
Grading on a standard normal distribution, she's definitely an (8,9) on a good day. Refer to quadrant "I." I really should have know, you can't fight science.

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