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Biorin · 02-02-2017, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by anglo

I hate it when cute chicks believe they're witty. I mean guys would laugh at anything you say, funny or not if you're cute.

I got my high school's senior superlative for "wittiest" almost unanimously, and I like to think I don't look like a complete troll. However, I will agree that guys laughing at anything a girl says is irritating. I include myself in that.

Biorin · 02-02-2017, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

Home sick from work so lots of time for BP.

In other news, apparently in this state it's illegal to DIY replace a water heater in a rental property, even if you live there as the owner. So now I get to pay someone $500 to come unscrew 3 lines. :/

What's funny is that washers and dryers are exempt from this as they're "simple", despite also having 2 water lines and 1 gas line. They even have electrical cords! That should make them more complicated! /s

Anyway, the city also checks permits pulled when they do rental certifications, so it would 100% get caught because everything is registered. The bureaucracy is real.

Become a plumber. Or whatever handyman person does such things.

nyalpine90 · 02-02-2017, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I got my high school's senior superlative for "wittiest" almost unanimously, and I like to think I don't look like a complete troll. However, I will agree that guys laughing at anything a girl says is irritating. I include myself in that.

i dont..

i be like

///M Power-Belgium · 02-02-2017, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Belgie - When you say ego, I'm wondering if you meant to say 'standards'?

Ok Canada here it is in other words about chicks with a too big ego...

1- Usual they are beautiful ...
2- The problem is..They know that they are beautiful ...
3- They use the beauty to rule ...
4- They know everything better , but actually their mouth is too big ( a big mouth)
5- They think they are the owners of the entire world ..
6- They don't give a shit of other people , because they think they are better than the rest of the world...
7- When they cry it's actually like in a movie , nothing is real it's only acting like..To get something , and you only figured out the tears when you are trapped .
8- They are always a step ahead , because they know how to use beauty.
9- They fuck almost sterile , because everything is dirty ...
10- If they don't get what they want , it's non-stop bad mood ..

Note:
My last chick with a too big ego I left in the middle of a town in the middle of the night in a fancy restaurant because she screamed to me in front of everyone because I put my cup of coffee too loud for her likings on a table...
She stand up and screamed loud to me....Do you want to break the fucking table you fool ?!?!

So I stood up also ..Said nothing in front of the other people , but left her alone in the restaurant ,I walked outside jumped in my car and took off while I waved to her en gave her the last kiss sign as well (hand to my mouth)
After the above...She stalked me 10 weeks my friend and finally I had to call the cops , cops came and she spat on the cops ...
So I fixed finally the problem on my manner .. because she knows me ...

And yeah my friend she was really beautiful ...
But not for me anymore because her ego and character was and still is the hell on earth !

RJ_ · 02-02-2017, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

license plumber to do the install

what water heater did u get

Yeah someone is coming out today to look at it. It's just a standard 40 gal/40k BTU natural gas water heater.

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Become a plumber. Or whatever handyman person does such things.

That's actually how I spent my morning - reading about how to get certified.

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Slip inspector a $20, and tell him "what water heater"

Ha I like the way you think!
I did wonder if you could do like 90% of the install then hire a licensed guy to pull the permits and tighten everything up, but I have a feeling they wouldn't take that job.

Aatish · 02-02-2017, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

Ha I like the way you think!
I did wonder if you could do like 90% of the install then hire a licensed guy to pull the permits and tighten everything up, but I have a feeling they wouldn't take that job.

Depends on your relationship with the plumber and I guess the city.

My city is full of assholes, so nothing major really slides without permits.

Luckily, my guys are bros.

silvergray545 · 02-02-2017, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

i dont..

i be like

This is literally me when I have to talk to a girl that annoys me. LOL

RJ_ · 02-02-2017, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Depends on your relationship with the plumber and I guess the city.

My city is full of assholes, so nothing major really slides without permits.

Luckily, my guys are bros.

Yeah they're kinda sticklers about it here too. These plumbers are good, this will be the third time I've used them. Having a good team of people makes huge difference.

Aatish · 02-02-2017, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

Yeah they're kinda sticklers about it here too. These plumbers are good, this will be the third time I've used them. Having a good team of people makes huge difference.

Ask em.

The Choosey begger · 02-02-2017, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I got my high school's senior superlative for "wittiest" almost unanimously, and I like to think I don't look like a complete troll. However, I will agree that guys laughing at anything a girl says is irritating. I include myself in that.

So did lups.

Biorin · 02-02-2017, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by anglo

So did lups.

Not sure I follow.

///M Power-Belgium · 02-02-2017, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Not sure I follow.

It's like...Leave no man behind .

How's the stick Biorin ?

Dang3r · 02-02-2017, 12:59 PM

What stick? José Jalapeño on a stick??

UncleWede · 02-02-2017, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I got my high school's senior superlative for "wittiest" almost unanimously, and I like to think I don't look like a complete troll. However, I will agree that guys laughing at anything a girl says is irritating. I include myself in that.

Mustache = VOTES!

UncleWede · 02-02-2017, 01:44 PM

What do you do with your bottom arm when spooning your SO?

I can't get it under, cuts off the brachial artery

Can't stretch it straight over my head, then I have to smell my cologne-less pits, and soon my shoulder is in flames

I end up like a T-Rex with forearm pressed against her back, for maybe 5 minutes before that brachial artery gets cut off again.

///M Power-Belgium · 02-02-2017, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

What do you do with your bottom arm when spooning your SO?

I can't get it under, cuts off the brachial artery

Can't stretch it straight over my head, then I have to smell my cologne-less pits, and soon my shoulder is in flames

I end up like a T-Rex with forearm pressed against her back, for maybe 5 minutes before that brachial artery gets cut off again.

Uncle that really sucks man...

bimmette · 02-02-2017, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

What do you do with your bottom arm when spooning your SO?

I can't get it under, cuts off the brachial artery

Can't stretch it straight over my head, then I have to smell my cologne-less pits, and soon my shoulder is in flames

I end up like a T-Rex with forearm pressed against her back, for maybe 5 minutes before that brachial artery gets cut off again.

Cuddle mattress

Joekerr · 02-02-2017, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

What do you do with your bottom arm when spooning your SO?

I can't get it under, cuts off the brachial artery

Can't stretch it straight over my head, then I have to smell my cologne-less pits, and soon my shoulder is in flames

I end up like a T-Rex with forearm pressed against her back, for maybe 5 minutes before that brachial artery gets cut off again.

I'm amazed that you are able to get the goat to lie that still for so long, but you've always impressed me with your abilities.

On a more serious note though, it's still cut off if you snake the bottom arm in between her shoulder and neck (the space there)?

That's been about all I've been able to come up with - I hear you on the awkwardness though. You could try having her spoon you

(not nearly as satisfying, unless a reach around by her is also incorporated into the position)

///M Power-Belgium · 02-02-2017, 02:31 PM

No chick on earth is able to sleep with me in the same bed..

Joekerr · 02-02-2017, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

No chick on earth is able to sleep with me in the same bed..

Belgie - this could totally be interpreted in a way you did not mean.

shoei · 02-02-2017, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

No chick on earth is able to sleep with me in the same bed..

This is the least most surprising bit of information I learned today...

So only dudes like spooning with you then?

Mr Tonka · 02-02-2017, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

What do you do with your bottom arm when spooning your SO?

I can't get it under, cuts off the brachial artery

Can't stretch it straight over my head, then I have to smell my cologne-less pits, and soon my shoulder is in flames

I end up like a T-Rex with forearm pressed against her back, for maybe 5 minutes before that brachial artery gets cut off again.

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