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      02-19-2019, 02:20 PM   #67
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As I read this post, the wife looked over my shoulder and asked "what the hell are you reading!"
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      02-19-2019, 02:31 PM   #68
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though she does complain about how long it takes her to do her hair).
It's all about looking hot for women even if they won't admit it and even if it ends up wasting everybody else extra time.
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      02-19-2019, 02:41 PM   #69
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I don't think hair length affects time to get ready to go out. They all take (at least) 5 minutes more than they have to get ready regardless of hair length. Less time on hair means more time on something else.
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As I read this post, the wife looked over my shoulder and asked "what the hell are you reading!"
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As I read this post, the wife looked over my shoulder and asked "what the hell are you reading!"
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Wait....please explain the long bathroom times from what I'm guessing sitting on the toilet taking a dump makes the determination between short and long hair preference?
https://www.google.com/search?q=Dict...#dobs=bathroom
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Blondes...definitely

At a rough guess about 83.2% of my previous flings have been blonde
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      02-19-2019, 05:32 PM   #74
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As I read this post, the wife looked over my shoulder and asked "what the hell are you reading!"
the wifey almost get nosey and wonders what i'm always smirking about when i'm on this forum. she doesn't understand what I would be laughing about on a car forum
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Married a brunette with brown eyes. She is Beautiful. Now married to a blonde with blue eyes and I think that blue eyes are really my preference, not really hair color.
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Blondes look like barbies. Something about them just gives off a dumb/fake vibe.

I know I know...I'm being super judgmental. But I think most men and women alike have the same first impression.
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Married a brunette with brown eyes. She is Beautiful. Now married to a blonde with blue eyes and I think that blue eyes are really my preference, not really hair color.
Agreed. My girlfriend had blue eyes. My ex-wife didn't like that when she found out.
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Blondes...definitely

At a rough guess about 83.2% of my previous flings have been blonde
My ex was straight long hair blonde blue eyes,just like 80% of the girls I see where I live. She was a real good looker(she probably still is??) according to my friends

But hey things happen...(we're talking 1998 when we split up)

I'm more into latinas, they certainly ACT more feminine and dress like that, vs the semi feminist emancipated (single) women overhere:
>30 y.o.(w kids) who dye and cut their hair, put on some glasses and just want to look like their brother???



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Longer hair, longer time to get ready. Equals slightly more frustrated male attempting to get out of the house only 30 minutes later than planned.
Right answer. Man, I love to play with her long hair and turn slight curls in it...she likes it too btw.
But yeah, long hair takes longer dry times, thats the only thing to mention to the time factor.

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the wifey almost get nosey and wonders what i'm always smirking about when i'm on this forum. she doesn't understand what I would be laughing about on a car forum
Mine is shaking her head when she awares the big-booty pics into the referring thread. She wouldnt agree that the bigger the booty the less the chance to fall off...so to speak
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okay I will say I have a thing for a couple of red heads particularly these two

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blondes or brunettes? My answer is "YES"!

...and so many thanks to all blondes and brunettes that were so kind (and horny) enough to lend me access to their goodies.
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