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Mywifes335 · 06-02-2016, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

She got fired because she has been calling out every Tuesday for the past month and takes a two hour lunch from 12-2 (mind you she would always stroll in from 10:30-11AM) AND then take another hour break from 4-5PM. Plus she messed up on the budget reports last week.

Edit: I do have her contact info.

Damn.... That's some work ethic there...

You now have free reign to go do whatever with her!

Mywifes335 · 06-02-2016, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

MKSixer I ran across this on FB. Please do this to the M6!!

Dude, looks like Darth Vader had sex with an M6.

Mr Tonka · 06-02-2016, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Hopefully all that rain is gone starting today, and lasts until June 12th.

Don't hold your breath.

ASBSECU E93 · 06-02-2016, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Hopefully all that rain is gone starting today, and lasts until June 12th.

Don't hold your breath.

It's always sunny at the beach, even when it rains

Mr Tonka · 06-02-2016, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

It's always sunny at the beach, even when it rains

I think i understand where you're coming from....

silvergray545 · 06-02-2016, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Did you give her a sympathetic dick to cry on...?

This. You might be able to pull off some surprise butt secks too.

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

So much win in this pic...

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Dude, looks like Darth Vader had sex with an M6.

Think about how that thing would sound as it's passing you on the track. All pissed off and shit.

I need one.

silvergray545 · 06-02-2016, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

It's always sunny at the beach, even when it rains

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I think i understand where you're coming from....

Damn you guys.

Brb, moving to FL.

Mr Tonka · 06-02-2016, 12:07 PM

Just got an amber alert.

I guess they send these out when ever ASBSECU E93 comes to FL.

hahahaha

F30lolz · 06-02-2016, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Just got an amber alert.

I guess they send these out when ever ASBSECU E93 comes to FL.

hahahaha

Ft Myers. Return the child, sir.

Mywifes335 · 06-02-2016, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

This. You might be able to pull off some surprise butt secks too.

Think about how that thing would sound as it's passing you on the track. All pissed off and shit.

I need one.

It probably sounds like a tie fighter...like how all S85s sound, haha.

Just got a Pure Stage 2 turbo...hopefully will get it installed this month - or whenever it gets in.

Can't wait - 500whp+ in the little 235 will be fun.

silvergray545 · 06-02-2016, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

It probably sounds like a tie fighter...like how all S85s sound, haha.

Just got a Pure Stage 2 turbo...hopefully will get it installed this month - or whenever it gets in.

Can't wait - 500whp+ in the little 235 will be fun.

500 rwhp and still slower than me around a track

In all seriousness, that thing is going to be a rocket. Vids when you get it installed. By the way, what does it cost to upgrade the turbo on these cars? I'm almost afraid to hear the answer.

MKSixer · 06-02-2016, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

MKSixer I ran across this on FB. Please do this to the M6!!

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

So much win in this pic...

Ummmm, that's my car.

J/K...the owner obviously likes it so....

Mywifes335 · 06-02-2016, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

500 rwhp and still slower than me around a track

In all seriousness, that thing is going to be a rocket. Vids when you get it installed. By the way, what does it cost to upgrade the turbo on these cars? I'm almost afraid to hear the answer.

Thanks!

This thing is gonna be quick... The turbo itself is about $2800 with the necessary ancillary bits, the install is gonna be another $1500. And I've already got the FBO setup to support the big turbo.

Totally will post pics and vids when it's done. Hopefully can do some roll races. Watching those NFZ vids...the big turbo M235is are taking out some serious rides.

F30lolz · 06-02-2016, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I think i understand where you're coming from....

Just one bite of dat ass

RJ_ · 06-02-2016, 02:55 PM

i need a roadtrip.

F30lolz · 06-02-2016, 03:06 PM

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i need a roadtrip.

Come to Miami. Instead of facebook stalking woman we can stalk them in person.

Aatish · 06-02-2016, 05:49 PM

Mr Tonka · 06-02-2016, 08:28 PM

The Goonies is on bitches!

Everyday I be trufflin!

Aatish · 06-02-2016, 08:37 PM

People always seem surprised when I start speaking any language that isn't English...

ASBSECU E93 · 06-03-2016, 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Just got an amber alert.

I guess they send these out when ever ASBSECU E93 comes to FL.

hahahaha

Passing Gainesville FL - Gators sux!!

jtodd_fl · 06-03-2016, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Just got an amber alert.

I guess they send these out when ever ASBSECU E93 comes to FL.

hahahaha

Passing Gainesville FL - Gators sux!!

Woot. Only 6 more hours to go. Heh. FL be long!

Verbiage · 06-03-2016, 06:04 AM

Good morning.

My apologies if my presence was needed yesterday. I had to visit a few job sites all day in West Virginia (yes I am still alive). Got some hands-on with the folks whose field work I coordinate daily. It was cool.

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Mr Tonka is probably out riding. 6060 Rep 2,292 Posts Drives: Something Italian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Sweatypeninsula iTrader: (0)	The Goonies is on bitches! Everyday I be trufflin! __________________ "There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
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Verbiage Dismembered Member 3609 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Good morning. My apologies if my presence was needed yesterday. I had to visit a few job sites all day in West Virginia (yes I am still alive). Got some hands-on with the folks whose field work I coordinate daily. It was cool. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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