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      09-05-2016, 11:24 AM   #2553
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I know you do too, but sometimes it just comes out that way typing. And I couldn't just let it go. This is OT.
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      09-05-2016, 11:52 AM   #2554
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Order of work. Amateur.
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Touché. Good save.
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      09-05-2016, 12:21 PM   #2555
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Touché. Good save.
Its written "Touch", am I may say so
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      09-05-2016, 02:35 PM   #2556
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      09-05-2016, 02:36 PM   #2557
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Burger and fries?
Oops yeah just saw the menu. Hahaha not much option
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      09-05-2016, 02:56 PM   #2559
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Burger and fries?
Oops yeah just saw the menu. Hahaha not much option
Should have gotten a 4x4 animal style. What kind of crappy advice was that 08njSTEP ?
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      09-05-2016, 03:04 PM   #2560
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      09-05-2016, 03:08 PM   #2561
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I live in NE. We don't have in n out. We have a sonic drive in.....old style with delivery via roller skates.
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      09-05-2016, 04:17 PM   #2562
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I live in NE. We don't have in n out. We have a sonic drive in.....old style with delivery via roller skates.
Not even in the same realm... We kept seeing sonic commercials and we drove one night an hour and a half to try it... Was the most disappointing experience ever...
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C'mon delivered by chick on roller skates... Who cares what it taste like. Roller skates!
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      09-05-2016, 05:34 PM   #2564
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      09-05-2016, 05:41 PM   #2565
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      09-05-2016, 05:47 PM   #2566
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C'mon delivered by chick on roller skates... Who cares what it taste like. Roller skates!
Who cares if she's on roller skates, stilts or jet pack !!! I want good food...

Besides, lets dial it back a bit... Roller skates do nothing for me... Different era... ASB and jtodd and mksixer may have grown up during the car hop and greaser era however...
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Who cares if she's on roller skates, stilts or jet pack !!! I want good food...

Besides, lets dial it back a bit... Roller skates do nothing for me... Different era... ASB and jtodd and mksixer may have grown up during the car hop and greaser era however...
It's a holiday and I was going to be nice and quiet but I can see that the gauntlet has been thrown down.

1. That garage-queen lifestyle of yours isn't what we do here. You're on the way to being banned.
2. You wouldn't know anything about drive throughs because you have to DRIVE to get there. See point 1 above.
3. We grew up in the 80's. Clearly the best era of all time. No angst, snark, or the BS they have now.
4. Does your P.O. make you come in on holidays?

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Who cares if she's on roller skates, stilts or jet pack !!! I want good food...

Besides, lets dial it back a bit... Roller skates do nothing for me... Different era... ASB and jtodd and mksixer may have grown up during the car hop and greaser era however...
It's a holiday and I was going to be nice and quiet but I can see that the gauntlet has been thrown down.

1. That garage-queen lifestyle of yours isn't what we do here. You're o the way to being banned.
2. You wouldn't know anything about drive throughs because you have to DRIVE to get there. See point 1 above.
3. We grew up in the 80's. Clearly the best era of all time. No angst, snark, or the BS they have now.
4. Does your P.O. make you come in on holidays?

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1. I travel a lot and split my time with other vehicles... Completely forgivable...

2. I wouldn't know anything about drive thrus because, I don't eat that crap !!

3. 80's brought a bunch of other terrible terrible things... Please see enclosed pics...

4. If by P.O you mean Private Organization, then no...
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Yup I was a teen in the 80's. The chance that a chick carrying a tray of food while roller skating might eat it is reason enough to care little about the quality of the cuisine. Oh yeah....they sell corn dogs..

*drops mic*
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Yup I was a teen in the 80's. The chance that a chick carrying a tray of food while roller skating might eat it is reason enough to care little about the quality of the cuisine. Oh yeah....they sell corn dogs..

*drops mic*
I'm... Not sure you know when to use the *drops mic, because there was nothing there to drop the mic !!! Unless you meant the chick on the roller skates accidentally dropped the mic?!!
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      09-05-2016, 06:29 PM   #2571
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Corn dogs! Where can you get corn dogs outside the county fair.
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Corn dogs! Where can you get corn dogs outside the county fair.
Depends on where you live... I can think of a dozen places in NYC alone...
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Corn dogs! Where can you get corn dogs outside the county fair.
Local grill about 1 mile from my house.
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