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      09-05-2016, 05:44 PM   #38391
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Aaaarrrgghhhhhh
Well look what the cat dragged in!



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Boring... Super boring... Almost pointless !!!
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Well.....THIS is what happens when:

1. I forget to wear gloves while working on the fence
2. The wire slips from the tension clamp as I am applying the final 'torque' of pressure.
Don't lie... One of your barn animals got ornery, didn't they??



(Glad you didn't lose any digits... Yet...)
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      09-05-2016, 05:50 PM   #38394
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And thanks for the late In n Out suggestions, guys. Grrr. I remembered to get animal style fries but just got a normal cheeseburger
Did you put the fries on the burger?
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      09-05-2016, 05:52 PM   #38395
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Well.....THIS is what happens when:

1. I forget to wear gloves while working on the fence
2. The wire slips from the tension clamp as I am applying the final 'torque' of pressure.
Don't lie... One of your barn animals got ornery, didn't they??



(Glad you didn't lose any digits... Yet...)
Not this time - but Waffles has bit down on the end of a finger taking a treat from my hand.

Once it turns a good shade of Black and Green - I'll post up a pic of my pinky finger that actually caught the brunt of the tension wire and clamp when it sling shot away from the post.....
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      09-05-2016, 05:53 PM   #38397
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Shine is for drinking!!

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Well look what the cat dragged in!



And thanks for the late In n Out suggestions, guys. Grrr. I remembered to get animal style fries but just got a normal cheeseburger
Hahaha, hey your traveling again




I've never been, is it any good?
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He's not that redneck !!! I think he's more hillbilly though...

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Hahaha

You're a badass.
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And thanks for the late In n Out suggestions, guys. Grrr. I remembered to get animal style fries but just got a normal cheeseburger
Hahaha, hey your traveling again




I've never been, is it any good?
Burger is good. Fries are meh.
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Shine is for all my friend!!!
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Ahhh, but if I have a choice - drinking it is the first option
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Press that fucking life alert button dammit!!!
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Oh hell yeah... It's time to amputate !!!
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Oh hell yeah... It's time to amputate !!!
But first...amputate shoei's head cause his brain is broken!!

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