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      09-05-2016, 10:48 PM   #2619
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Was thinking more like this... You did complain about leg / knee issues, no??



Back and shoulder!!!!

Damn - you don't listen!!
We gotta start somewhere !!! Can't automatically go to shoulders and back !!! Those are delicate areas !!!

Sheesh... You people...
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Was thinking more like this... You did complain about leg / knee issues, no??



Back and shoulder!!!!

Damn - you don't listen!!
We gotta start somewhere !!! Can't automatically go to shoulders and back !!! Those are delicate areas !!!

Sheesh... You people...
Yeah, listen to Shoei he has experience...proof:
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      09-05-2016, 11:06 PM   #2621
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Dammit - it's already turning purple....
You have soft hands like a lady. Lol

No heavy lifting or GOJO hand soap, i assume.
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      09-05-2016, 11:09 PM   #2622
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      09-05-2016, 11:19 PM   #2623
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You have soft hands like a lady. Lol

No heavy lifting or GOJO hand soap, i assume.
You seem awfully interested in my hands....


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Yeah where's the callouses
Et Tu 1MOREMOD ?!?!

Pro Tip - Work gloves are a must when actually working with your hands
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
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      09-05-2016, 11:47 PM   #2624
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      09-06-2016, 04:25 AM   #2625
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You have soft hands like a lady. Lol

No heavy lifting or GOJO hand soap, i assume.
You seem awfully interested in my hands....


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Yeah where's the callouses
Et Tu 1MOREMOD ?!?!

Pro Tip - Work gloves are a must when actually working with your hands
One wonders if you also have a purty mouf.

*hears dueling banjos in the background*
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One wonders if you also have a purty mouf.

*hears dueling banjos in the background*
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RIP ASB
I thought ASB got banned...don't scare me like that bro!!
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      09-06-2016, 12:04 PM   #2629
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No he died so it's fine

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      09-06-2016, 12:08 PM   #2630
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You sir - get the first 'fuq'r' from me of the day
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      09-06-2016, 12:09 PM   #2631
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No he died so he it's fine
I blame shoei for this kind of response.
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No he died so he it's fine
I blame shoei for this kind of response.
Right... Cuz it's MY fault that you jammed your fingers while masturbating...
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Here I thought it was maybe the fence' fault
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I thought ASB got banned...don't scare me like that bro!!
Haha you know ASB is a goody two shoes. I doubt he even has any infractions!
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You sir - get the first 'fuq'r' from me of the day
C'mon man! We both know you're my favorite beached whale owner around!
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I blame shoei for everything.
There...FIFY.

I'll start with the following:

Global Warming. Check.
Global Warfare. Check.
The global deception that the world is round and not flat. Check.
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Cute as a button Alicia Vikander.

Her accent makes me weak in the knees.

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