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      01-27-2017, 05:05 PM   #45937
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Seriously. Having sex with farm animals is strictly a red state thing.
Sounds beastly...
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      01-27-2017, 05:09 PM   #45940
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Hey anglo ...seeing as I'm obsessed with you, and also lookin for a baby daddy (if we go by the wise words of the tag gods)... you interested?
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Hey anglo ...seeing as I'm obsessed with you, and also lookin for a baby daddy (if we go by the wise words of the tag gods)... you interested?
anglo Here is your chance my friend .Go for it tiger !


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Hey anglo ...seeing as I'm obsessed with you, and also lookin for a baby daddy (if we go by the wise words of the tag gods)... you interested?
If i enjoyed constantly being lectured i'd still be with my ex, dear. You're probably perfect and i'm not.
I don't think it'll work.
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      01-27-2017, 06:06 PM   #45943
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Hey anglo ...seeing as I'm obsessed with you, and also lookin for a baby daddy (if we go by the wise words of the tag gods)... you interested?
If i enjoyed constantly being lectured i'd still be married my dear. You're probably perfect and i'm not.
I don't think it'll work.
Far from perfect. Maybe we can come to an agreement - I only lecture you on weekends and Wednesdays?
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      01-27-2017, 06:27 PM   #45947
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It me, yo bff jill.
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Far from perfect. Maybe we can come to an agreement - I only lecture you on weekends and Wednesdays?
Cool and i want you to stop talking to all your male friends .
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Cool and i want you to stop talking to all your male friends .
I have no friends of any gender. Just sheep. It's settled, then!
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      01-27-2017, 06:45 PM   #45953
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No silly, the cow says moo!!







LAUGH OR ILL SLIT MY THROAT!!!
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LAUGH OR ILL SLIT MY THROAT!!!
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Far from perfect. Maybe we can come to an agreement - I only lecture you on weekends and Wednesdays?
For wednesdays I agree Sweetheart , in weekends I already bang non-stop .
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No silly, the cow says moo!!







LAUGH OR ILL SLIT MY THROAT!!!
Quick, everyone be serious.
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Before I forget again, you should try khoya kaju sabzi. A very underrated punjabi dish.
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