What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

You are appealing to an ego that isn't really there, but I'll trade you advice for an appreciate so that I can round out my score to a nice even 700 as the 699 appreciates are triggering an OCD response in me.

But I'd need to know more to give you any suggestions - if he's the lady, I don't understand what he is doing to get kicked out...he must be doing something. What's the email address for you again?

Hahaha.

So the story goes like this.

Their first baby was a premie. 34 weeks if I remember correctly, the second one was a down suspect until the fluid sample, then there was so much more issues like bed rest and so on, I wasn't here then so I got my info later.

He is awesome, and so bloody sensitive, has always been. Imagine our surprise when he goes for the toughest chick ever born, she kicks my ass every time we do our matches. A tiny tyrant we call her, but she was made for him. Motherhood hasn't softened her much, and I get it! If my husband was trying to carry me to a car basically so I wouldn't walk for 9 months, he'd die too.

Unfortunately, since I missed their really shitty pregnancy, I'm currently in freaking out duty.

How do men handle these? I asked my husband too, he said he went for the age old bury your head in the sand approach, and statistics.

Hidingbehindanick@hotmail.com is my usual email for these, please gimme something good. I can not do samba and tango again, and fucking a no more karaoke ever again.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Oh finally - I'm at 700 appreciates. I confess that 699 bit was starting to annoy me. Thanks Lups

I'll round it up to 800 hundred if you help me. I'm losing my sanity but I want an other baby I can be an aunt to fast to. They let me babysit

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Damn, 9 year club, you must be as old as UncleWede.

It certainly feels like I'm catching up, though I know that's not possible. Unless he were to die I suppose...then I suppose one could catch up since the individual has technically stopped aging?

Just a random thought that occurred to me.

No, I just turned 35. One of my motivations in life now is to act as a beacon of hope for Mr.SugarSkulls to show him that his life will not markedly change after he hits 30.

And to that end:

"Counting all the assholes in the room
Well, I'm definitely not alone, well, I'm not alone
...."

Here's looking at you kid.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Lups

Hahaha.

So the story goes like this.

Their first baby was a premie. 34 weeks if I remember correctly, the second one was a down suspect until the fluid sample, then there was so much more issues like bed rest and so on, I wasn't here then so I got my info later.

He is awesome, and so bloody sensitive, has always been. Imagine our surprise when he goes for the toughest chick ever born, she kicks my ass every time we do our matches. A tiny tyrant we call her, but she was made for him. Motherhood hasn't softened her much, and I get it! If my husband was trying to carry me to a car basically so I wouldn't walk for 9 months, he'd die too.

Unfortunately, since I missed their really shitty pregnancy, I'm currently in freaking out duty.

How do men handle these? I asked my husband too, he said he went for the age old bury your head in the sand approach, and statistics.

Hidingbehindanick@hotmail.com is my usual email for these, please gimme something good. I can not do samba and tango again, and fucking a no more karaoke ever again.

I'll try to think of something tonight after I'm done work. Will email you from a burner account - I never check it, so if you send something there make sure you let me know here too so I know to look.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I'll try to think of something tonight after I'm done work. Will email you from a burner account - I never check it, so if you send something there make sure you let me know here too so I know to look.

Cool, my work mail doesn't like phones (three years, and so on, and we've come to the conclusion we have the most secure server ever in our hands, or that we are too fucking stupid to fix it.) so that's what I get through.

I really do get him! I just need to help him fast so he can be allowed home more so I can be in mine working alone at night. Without karaoke or even worse, all the bloody dancing. I don't know any other man on the planet with this weird ways to destress.

And thanks. But you are the only one I know currently in this situation, so please give us tips. Not for my sanity, not for his sanity, but for her sanity.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by smoosh

GET BACK IN THE FUCKING GYM!!!

I know, I know. Been a lazy scummy bastard lately, need to change it and do gooder things again.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

The hammer is just hitting the nail that's standing up the most from all the others. That's all...so it must be the right nail. And truly I do believe you that people know your situation - never meant to infer otherwise.

Did you tip him 25 Euro, or did you pay and tip all from the same 25 Euro? Because if you tipped him 25 Euro on top of the bill, I'm sure he was happy to call you whatever you'd like - only good business to do that. Heck, you want me to stop calling you Belgie and refer to you as Ambiorix, I'll offer you a very low introductory rate of 20 Euro a month - you can just send that via email to me and that would be great!

Your reality is just a little different from....well...reality. Which is what prompts my replies.

Sorry for the delay...I was called by my work .

About the nail..I see this otherwise my friend . You're the nail and I am the sword , because I am nothing on the battelfield agaist the Roman suckers without my sword and I handle the sword from when I was 8 !
I'm sure you can understand some battlefield strategies as well ...

Marcel his price to cut my hair in my house is 50 Euro's , and because he needs to drive 10 minutes I tip him 25 Euro's and 2 Ambiorix beers .

50 Euro for the haircut
25 Euro tip for the road
10 Euro for the beers
------------------------
85 Euro in total is => $90.75 USD

So you want 20 Euro or $21.35 USD a month from me to call me Ambiorix ..
Look my friend this would be a thief deal because I'm born with his DNA (genes)
In others words you would steal every month 21.35 USD from me because I'm the last of the Barbarians ...That's what 23andMe showed me .
I need to pay because I have the bloodline from Ambiorix ! What a joke !
Normally Ambiorix would slaughter you even without sword and only with his bare hands for this nonsense...
Think you are very lucky my friend because I'm kinda modern Ambiorix !
I'm really proud of my DNA and bloodline and while I read your about 20 Euro my DNA is reaching kinda cook temp ...
Respect is required here because my bloodline is legend !

My reality is not a little different , my reality is well founded on facts and on scientific evidence !
But I need to say that I really like you man...Because you have big balls to talk this way to Ambiorix !
Canada congrats my friend , and I hope your wife is well !

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

I know, I know. Been a lazy scummy bastard lately, need to change it and do gooder things again.

Don't listen to him! You're fine...

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Lups

Phill ill cut your hair for free, get over it!

Joekerr, please accept my groveling. You're awesome. Magnificent. The best. The awesome of the all time awesome awesomist.

I need tips.

My friend is a fucking mess, and his wife kicks him out for every evening now. He is the lady in the relationship, but she is pregnant, and their two firsts were bad, really bad. He can't deal with the being afraid for her stuff.

Please, how do I get my home back?

Aww...That's really cute my sweetheart and that's why I love you my blonde angel !
But you know as well that you would get lots of Ambiorix beers from me in return for your free haircut ...
Yeah I would love to drink some with you Anna...and no milk that day !

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Aww...That's really cute my sweetheart and that's why I love you my blonde angel !
But you know as well that you would get lots of Ambiorix beers from me in return for your free haircut ...
Yeah I would love to drink some with you Anna...and no milk that day !

I'm in, but I want milk too! Fucking a, life without it is just cruel.

It's one of the most useful skills army taught me, cutting hair. I hate barbers or what ever the female versions are, so I kind of save everyone around me from them. My 4 year old is currently stuck with a Mohawk so damn long it could put eyes out if out up, but hey, artistic liberties have to be taken when ever the victim is helpless.

[shockin330i]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

You're missing out.

I'm heading to HEB today to go buy a box

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

OR, OR...she'll leave him and then Lups never gets her home back.

I suspect she's trying to save the marriage, not end it. At least for her friend's sake.

You do realize she loves to start problems, right?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

I'm in, but I want milk too! Fucking a, life without it is just cruel.

It's one of the most useful skills army taught me, cutting hair. I hate barbers or what ever the female versions are, so I kind of save everyone around me from them. My 4 year old is currently stuck with a Mohawk so damn long it could put eyes out if out up, but hey, artistic liberties have to be taken when ever the victim is helpless.

I really wish i grew up with digital cameras. I had a fairly tall mohawk for a while. It was by choice and fun, but no pictures of it in all it's glory.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Damn, 9 year club, you must be as old as UncleWede.

Just what are you implying?!?!?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

Hahaha, right...

He is very cute, and I love him to bits. I also thought for 25 years he's gay. Then he met his wife, was married three months later, and they are extremely happy.

But she made me go listen to him sing karaoke, and ballroom dancing was involved on Monday, since that's what he does when stressed. Yesterday he showed up, and I tried once again to explain to him they'll be fine for a few hours. And tonight I got a text from the wife:

"can't take it, he is so sad he did this to me. You owe me bitch, explain to him how this works."

You guys are weird. Why can't you just go buy a little house with a white picket fence, have 2.5 children, drive a minivan, have play dates while your hubby goes golfing, etc.... No, you have to take out your friends husband to karaoke and ballroom dancing cause he's sad he got his wife pregnant. For a THIRD time??!!? I don't understand.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

OR, OR...she'll leave him and then Lups never gets her home back.

I suspect she's trying to save the marriage, not end it. At least for her friend's sake.

That's the thing, that marriage is so fucking solid. There is no fucking way this how ever it would go would break it. I can honestly say those two were made for esch other and their kids, they are so bloody awesome.

He just takes it so hard when he feels like he has done something to her. It gets on her nerves and history shows he spends a lot of time being kicked out of the house, since she is the man.

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

You do realize she loves to start problems, right?

Bahahaha, oh god, only with milk, in others I try to solve them.

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I really wish i grew up with digital cameras. I had a fairly tall mohawk for a while. It was by choice and fun, but no pictures of it in all it's glory.

Hahaha, I have one picture with me and short hair (^army). I married and cut my husband's hair the same day. I clearly have a rebel side but it can't be seen in the adults.

Man we are old when we have grown up pre digital era.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Just what are you implying?!?!?

In your case, I believe it is a simple statement of fact rather than an implication.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

In your case, I believe it is a simple statement of fact rather than an implication.

Don't make me come up to America's hat! You wouldn't like me when i'm angry!

Besides, with all the bathroom breaks it would take me a long time to get there. And lately i've been less cold tolerate. But i think that's due to not having as much of a protective layer as i used to and a slower heart rate. (NO, that's not a sign of getting older!)

[UncleWede]

I'm older than 9 years. Wait, are we counting in dog or something?


Lups, tough love (like he's getting at home) is all that will work. He throws the hissy fit, he's hurt, and you (and she) pay more attention. It's a learned behavior and very difficult to change. I haven't been able to myself. He comes crying and you, with the grace of a swan, go dancing with him. This is the poor-me attention whore.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

But i think that's due to not having as much of a protective layer as i used to and a slower heart rate. (NO, that's not a sign of getting older!)

Try not to let it slow down too much eh? (The "eh" is just for you - although we say it, we never write it).

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I'm older than 9 years. Wait, are we counting in dog or something?


Lups, tough love (like he's getting at home) is all that will work. He throws the hissy fit, he's hurt, and you (and she) pay more attention. It's a learned behavior and very difficult to change. I haven't been able to myself. He comes crying and you, with the grace of a swan, go dancing with him. This is the poor-me attention whore.

Are swans graceful? Because I somehow don't picture Lups being able to dance gracefully. I'm thinking she would look more like a human sized Vitamix blender out on the dance floor.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Are swans graceful? Because I somehow don't picture Lups being able to dance gracefully. I'm thinking she would look more like a human sized Vitamix blender out on the dance floor.

Show me the sarcasm font!!!!!