"Tell us you drive a BMW without telling us you drive a BMW"

Megatr0n · 12-11-2020, 06:55 PM

Lol I felt like BMW wanted to get trolled with this one but I'll start!

How can I tell you I own a BMW without saying BMW?

Have you ever heard of...

• Oil pan Gasket
• Valve cover Gasket
• OIL FILTER HOUSING
• Bluetooth connection issues

S1nner · 12-11-2020, 07:25 PM

N55

Sphinx-3 · 12-11-2020, 07:29 PM

I don't use blinkers 😂

ponytuning · 12-11-2020, 09:48 PM

N63 lol mpg 😂

RED_Y_ · 12-11-2020, 10:01 PM

2-3 quarts of oil per 1000 miles is normal! Yes, we know your car has only 15000 miles on it, still fine with our engineers!

Quote:

Oil Consumption specification:
- All BMW engines (excluding Motorsport) can consume up to 1 quart of engine oil per 750 miles at any time.
- Due to the increased engine power, all Motorsport engines can consume up to 2.5 quarts of engine oil per 1,000 miles at any time.

redline9001 · 12-12-2020, 06:09 PM

I broke the cock-o-meter when I drove past it ...

corduroy · 12-13-2020, 07:48 AM

"No, that's normal. The engine always sounds like that when starting up"

JMAN1111 · 12-13-2020, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RED_Y_

2-3 quarts of oil per 1000 miles is normal! Yes, we know your car has only 15000 miles on it, still fine with our engineers!

Quote:

Oil Consumption specification:
- All BMW engines (excluding Motorsport) can consume up to 1 quart of engine oil per 750 miles at any time.
- Due to the increased engine power, all Motorsport engines can consume up to 2.5 quarts of engine oil per 1,000 miles at any time.

Put in liqui moly 😂

Lighting.Grey · 12-13-2020, 09:26 PM

I believe my vehicle doesn't come with turn signal.

Lighting.Grey · 12-13-2020, 09:27 PM

I parked it on the roof top level, at the far corner.

n2siast · 12-14-2020, 07:50 AM

30ff and "what oil should I use"...

Myltz400 · 12-15-2020, 10:30 AM

Check out my Rolex Sub, or knock off look a like.

Teufelshund · 12-15-2020, 07:19 PM

My service tech said "it's within spec."

mrfochon · 12-16-2020, 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Teufelshund

My service tech said "it's within spec."

No news from my SA in 6 weeks.. should I do a repo ? Lol

wankelman24 · 12-16-2020, 11:02 AM

Run Flats!!!!!

skoold2003 · 12-16-2020, 11:33 AM

It cost $600 to replace my battery...

The Libertine · 12-20-2020, 10:42 AM

I drive an SAV (not an SUV).

bigmac f02+g12 · 12-20-2020, 01:07 PM

80k SAV and brakes squeak.SA says there within spec can't find anything wrong

GeorgeR · 12-21-2020, 11:42 AM

Your world frightens and confuses me!

mrfochon · 12-21-2020, 09:38 PM

Is this a new thing ?

kanvas · 01-04-2021, 12:46 PM

*cue BMW Warning Chime

JaviDrama · 01-07-2021, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gerson

Lol I felt like BMW wanted to get trolled with this one but I'll start!

How can I tell you I own a BMW without saying BMW?

Have you ever heard of...

• Oil pan Gasket
• Valve cover Gasket
• OIL FILTER HOUSING
• Bluetooth connection issues

Sim siimaa!!! Who got the keys to my...

12-11-2020, 06:55 PM	#1
Megatr0n Private First Class 82 Rep 165 Posts Drives: BMW F15 X5 (N55) Join Date: Jul 2017 Location: Berlin iTrader: (0)	"Tell us you drive a BMW without telling us you drive a BMW" Lol I felt like BMW wanted to get trolled with this one but I'll start! How can I tell you I own a BMW without saying BMW? Have you ever heard of... • Oil pan Gasket • Valve cover Gasket • OIL FILTER HOUSING • Bluetooth connection issues Attached Images
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12-11-2020, 07:25 PM	#2
S1nner Private First Class 126 Rep 109 Posts Drives: 2018 F15 N55, 2014 F10 N55 Join Date: Jan 2018 Location: Chicago,IL iTrader: (0)	N55
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12-11-2020, 07:29 PM	#3
Sphinx-3 Private 47 Rep 82 Posts Drives: 2014 F15 Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Any City, Any State iTrader: (0)	I don't use blinkers 😂
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12-11-2020, 09:48 PM	#4
ponytuning First Lieutenant 121 Rep 359 Posts Drives: '16 F16 50i, 15' F15 50i Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Gliese-6143-C iTrader: (0)	N63 lol mpg 😂
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12-12-2020, 06:09 PM	#6
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"Tell us you drive a BMW without telling us you drive a BMW"

12-13-2020, 07:48 AM	#7
corduroy Second Lieutenant 110 Rep 247 Posts Drives: '16 X5 xDrive40e (F15) Join Date: Sep 2019 Location: MD iTrader: (0)	"No, that's normal. The engine always sounds like that when starting up"
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12-13-2020, 09:26 PM	#9
Lighting.Grey Second Lieutenant 74 Rep 223 Posts Drives: F86 X6M // E53 X5 4.8is Join Date: Dec 2019 Location: Calgary iTrader: (0) Garage List 2016 BMW X6M [0.00] 2005 BMW X5 [0.00]	I believe my vehicle doesn't come with turn signal.
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Lighting.Grey Second Lieutenant 74 Rep 223 Posts Drives: F86 X6M // E53 X5 4.8is Join Date: Dec 2019 Location: Calgary iTrader: (0) Garage List 2016 BMW X6M [0.00] 2005 BMW X5 [0.00]	I parked it on the roof top level, at the far corner.
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12-14-2020, 07:50 AM	#11
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12-15-2020, 10:30 AM	#12
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12-15-2020, 07:19 PM	#13
Teufelshund Private First Class 153 Rep 116 Posts Drives: 2019 X6 xDrive35i Join Date: Aug 2018 Location: North Carolina iTrader: (1)	My service tech said "it's within spec." __________________ 2011 328i (turned-in); 2012 Z4-28i (traded); 2013 X5-35d (traded); 2014 228i (traded); 2015 X5-50i (traded); 2017 X1-28i (traded); 2018 X1-28i (traded); 2018 330i(current); 2019 X6-35i (current)
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12-16-2020, 11:02 AM	#15
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12-16-2020, 11:33 AM	#16
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12-20-2020, 10:42 AM	#17
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12-20-2020, 01:07 PM	#18
bigmac f02+g12 Private First Class 40 Rep 162 Posts Drives: 17f15,18G12 Join Date: Sep 2019 Location: CHERRY HILL,NJ iTrader: (0)	80k SAV and brakes squeak.SA says there within spec can't find anything wrong __________________ BM
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12-21-2020, 11:42 AM	#19
GeorgeR Second Lieutenant 278 Rep 217 Posts Drives: 2016 X6 XDrve35i 2009 335i E92 Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Seattle, WA iTrader: (0)	Your world frightens and confuses me!
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12-21-2020, 09:38 PM	#20
mrfochon Captain 211 Rep 627 Posts Drives: X5 F15 M package Join Date: Aug 2018 Location: NY iTrader: (0) Garage List 2000 BMW / 318 TDS ... [0.00] 2015 BMW / X5 [0.00]	Is this a new thing ? Attached Images
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01-04-2021, 12:46 PM	#21
kanvas Major 649 Rep 1,170 Posts Drives: V8 Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Orange County, CA iTrader: (2)	cue BMW Warning Chime __________________ 2001 X5 4.4i* - sold but never forgotten! 2014 X5 xDrive50i
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