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      09-02-2016, 12:08 PM   #38193
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Whoa... Like that? You muscling in on verbiage's pseudo father?

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MK disowned Verb and adopted me a long time ago, man. Where have you been?
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word on the street is that there's a private BP forum...

one of you mother fuckers gonna tell me about it or nah...
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word on the street is that there's a private BP forum...

one of you mother fuckers gonna tell me about it or nah...
Nah
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      09-02-2016, 12:10 PM   #38196
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gawd dammit...

why not?! I'm senior enough...

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      09-02-2016, 12:11 PM   #38197
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Whoa... Like that? You muscling in on verbiage's pseudo father?

Cold blooded, man... Cold blooded...
MK disowned Verb and adopted me a long time ago, man. Where have you been?
But why would he downgrade?? Drastically?? Is it charity hour??

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      09-02-2016, 12:17 PM   #38198
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word on the street is that there's a private BP forum...

one of you mother fuckers gonna tell me about it or nah...
I guess we're not elite enough bruh
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But why would he downgrade?? Drastically?? Is it charity hour??

This MFer...
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      09-02-2016, 12:20 PM   #38199
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I guess we're not elite enough bruh

This MFer...
You don't know about it either?!

Bruh...this some real bullsheet...

For the longest time, I thought that was you who added me on Insta (@jrrightnow) but realized it was @RJ lol
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      09-02-2016, 12:22 PM   #38200
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word on the street is that there's a private BP forum...

one of you mother fuckers gonna tell me about it or nah...
Nope - you fuq'rs ruined this thread!!

Not gonna share
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      09-02-2016, 12:23 PM   #38201
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Whoa... Like that? You muscling in on verbiage's pseudo father?

Cold blooded, man... Cold blooded...
MK disowned Verb and adopted me a long time ago, man. Where have you been?
But why would he downgrade?? Drastically?? Is it charity hour??

Cold Blooded
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      09-02-2016, 12:23 PM   #38202
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Nope - you fuq'rs ruined this thread!!

Not gonna share
Spill the beans man!!

Fine then...

We'll start a young dudes private forum and guess what, YOU AIN'T PART OF IT OLDIE!!
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      09-02-2016, 12:24 PM   #38203
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Whoa... Like that? You muscling in on verbiage's pseudo father?

Cold blooded, man... Cold blooded...
MK disowned Verb and adopted me a long time ago, man. Where have you been?
But why would he downgrade?? Drastically?? Is it charity hour??

Cold Blooded
To be fair though, he kind of sets himself up for these...
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      09-02-2016, 12:25 PM   #38204
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You don't know about it either?!

Bruh...this some real bullsheet...

For the longest time, I thought that was you who added me on Insta (@jrrightnow) but realized it was @RJ lol
Hahaha nah bruh, when you run across my IG, you won't mistake it for anyone else.
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      09-02-2016, 12:26 PM   #38205
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To be fair though, he kind of sets himself up for these...
I didn't set up shit!
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      09-02-2016, 12:27 PM   #38206
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Nope - you fuq'rs ruined this thread!!

Not gonna share
Spill the beans man!!

Fine then...

We'll start a young dudes private forum and guess what, YOU AIN'T PART OF IT OLDIE!!
BITCH - I'm NOT OLD!!

Dammit shoei
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      09-02-2016, 12:27 PM   #38207
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Hahaha nah bruh, when you run across my IG, you won't mistake it for anyone else.
Well...what is your IG handle??
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      09-02-2016, 12:31 PM   #38208
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Nope - you fuq'rs ruined this thread!!

Not gonna share
Spill the beans man!!

Fine then...

We'll start a young dudes private forum and guess what, YOU AIN'T PART OF IT OLDIE!!
BITCH - I'm NOT OLD!!

Dammit shoei
There there... *pats your walker

He's just in denial... Sshhhhh...
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      09-02-2016, 12:32 PM   #38210
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BITCH - I'm NOT OLD!!

Dammit shoei
Look buddy...I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a Mortician for cheap $$$

Just give me the word and I'll get you in touch (or just give me a quick HNNNNGGG)
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      09-02-2016, 12:33 PM   #38211
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BITCH - I'm NOT OLD!!

Dammit shoei
Listen, he just does this to take everyone's minds off his unfortunate incarceration and all of the trips to the multi-specialty clinic afterwards to deal with the health issues.
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gawd dammit...

why not?! I'm senior enough...

I will bring the LOLs trust me
I guarantee you it's boring. You can only kiss each other ass for so long, that's why they keep coming back.
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BITCH - I'm NOT OLD!!

Dammit shoei
Listen, he just does this to take everyone's minds off his unfortunate incarceration and all of the trips to the multi-specialty clinic afterwards to deal with the health issues.
Just realized I owed you a PM....said PM has been sent.
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You don't know about it either?!

Bruh...this some real bullsheet...

For the longest time, I thought that was you who added me on Insta (@jrrightnow) but realized it was @RJ lol
I went down the rabbit hole of BP users that day. You all kept showing up as suggested. Only a couple of you actually accepted though
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