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      01-13-2019, 04:57 AM   #111
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Dawn Daly-swift face book small black girl short cropped blond hair, you'll get the idea.
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      01-13-2019, 05:02 AM   #112
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Why you had to be nasty even if it was a joke? For me friends stay friends I never think dirty things with friends. Asshole
It was a joke you fucking prick...........
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It was a joke you fucking prick...........
Yeah man why you gotta be the asshole
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      01-13-2019, 06:20 AM   #114
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Yeah man why you gotta be the asshole
He Probably never had a blow job, or not off a girl anyway....
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Dawn Daly-swift face book small black girl short cropped blond hair, you'll get the idea.
OK . I see . Is that you and her in the first picture on her FB page ?
I have to say....I like her lips !
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      01-13-2019, 08:42 AM   #116
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It was a joke you fucking prick...........
You got my love back then
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OK . I see . Is that you and her in the first picture on her FB page ?
I have to say....I like her lips !
Yea me to, go Black no goin back, yea thats me the baldy old fucker......
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Yea me to, go Black no goin back, yea thats me the baldy old fucker......
No worries my friend . Looking good ! Yeah I heard about it, I have to try it in black as well ....
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No worries my friend . Looking good ! Yeah I heard about it, I have to try it in black as well ....
You should. the taste the feel, its different!! have fun.

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Probably highway racing we raced 40-150mph and it was a 05 5.0 mustang and he had a pro charger air filter etc he had 540hp vs at the time my bmw m4 stock 425hp and started and whooped him 3 times in a row the third time was the 40-150 and at 140 I hit a bump in road and went airborne and all 4 wheels were off at 130 I’d say that’s the craziest thing I’ve done I go airborne quite a lot but not at 140 the Tennessee roads are crazy that will fix a pothole immediately but does such a bad job fixing them they just pave the road and it’s all lumpy and bumpy especially the backroads are the worst
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You should. the taste the feel, its different!! have fun,xx
OK . Will do , and hope my GF will never know it !
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I had a discussion about cupholders in cars at my companies Munich office lunchroom once. The consensus was that Germans considered eating or drinking in one's automobile totally abhorrent and that German car makers only even included such horrid things as cupholders for Americans.

The cupholders in my E46 330Ci are under the center armrest.
The basic Euro idea about cupholders was, you stop at a cafe, drink your espresso, then get out on the autobahn and drive like hell. MB didn't put them in cars in the '80s. I never missed 'em.

I haven't had the BMW for long enough to get into any trouble. However:

1) Drove a W123 Euro-model MB coupe at 100 on a string-straight county road, well-paved and banked, in southern Colorado. Everything was going fine until I came over a slight rise and saw the sign:

WATCH FOR BISON ON ROAD

In any contest between a car and a bison, guess who'll win. I slowed down quick.

2) Received "special" attentions, shall we say, from my then-wife, the redheaded sociopath, in the back seat of my Mercury while we were parked one night . . . in the parking lot of the local sheriff's office. She swore the deputies never checked the lot, and I guess she was right. (The hot ones, they say, are always crazy.)
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This is what I've read too. Germans historically view the automobile as a tool for driving that should warrant your entire focus. This is unlike lazy oblivious overweight Americans.

Personally my mindset aligns with the Germans. At most I put a water bottle in my cupholders. I've never eaten in my cars, ever.
I certainly don't drink even coffee when I'm driving in town; I need to concentrate on what the crazy drivers are doing. On the open road, a road trip, yes, coffee or water. Food I'm always worried about spilling or about crumbs.
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killed 2 cops in car while carrying 50kg of cocaine in the trunk with a blind hooker..
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killed 2 cops in car while carrying 50kg of cocaine in the trunk with a blind hooker..
Pffft. Cops, cocaine -- that sort of thing is pretty humdrum nowadays. I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say, "We want to hear about the blind hooker!"
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I did a childish thing and did donuts in two different states at the same time.
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Donuts. In a Church car park. There was snow. Lot's of snow. It was fun.
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Spun the damn thing out when I put it in Sport + mode the first time and gunned it around a corner. Good thing I reeled it back in but that was scary.
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