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      04-20-2017, 05:08 AM   #49985
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You call Britta a whore? Dude...thats...crude
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You call Britta a whore? Dude...thats...crude
Also sort of an extreme way to dump Belgie. I would have thought she would have considered less extreme measures.
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      04-20-2017, 11:02 AM   #49988
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Where did everyone go?
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Where did everyone go?
Bring in some hot chicks and the leg humpers will be back, heck they dont even have to be hot.
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      04-20-2017, 11:20 AM   #49991
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Bring in some hot chicks and the leg humpers will be back, heck they dont even have to be hot.
I'd never subject a woman I know to the hostility of an online automobile forum.



Unless I was doing it for revenge.
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      04-20-2017, 11:29 AM   #49992
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I'd never subject a woman I know to the hostility of an online automobile forum.



Unless I was doing it for revenge.
If you're a hot chick, guys on the forum find anything you say interesting. haha

No hostility!
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      04-20-2017, 11:31 AM   #49993
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That's painfully true.
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      04-20-2017, 12:15 PM   #49994
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Unless shes fat, then she's probably looking like the dude in the pic.
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Unless shes fat, then she's probably looking like the dude in the pic.
Or worse
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      04-20-2017, 04:56 PM   #49996
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If you're a hot chick, guys on the forum find anything you say interesting. haha

No hostility!
Yeah we have the balls my friend , but most chicks rule !
And their ego sucks too ... at least once they know they are beautiful and the ass looks good
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Unless shes fat, then she's probably looking like the dude in the pic.
She has a sexy name too, Natalia.
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Where did everyone go?
Work , gym and fuck .
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Work , gym and fuck .
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Plus test driving random cars (STI, focus RS, camaro ss). Cause waiting on an M2 is painful lol.
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Also sort of an extreme way to dump Belgie. I would have thought she would have considered less extreme measures.
Typical Caesar Roman talk !

Caligula ?
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She has a sexy name too, Natalia.
She is a very nice lady. Kind of reminds me of Pam from The Office.
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Unless shes fat, then she's probably looking like the dude in the pic.
Or worse
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Hey! Where the heck ya been? What's been going on?
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Guys! I missed you!
Hey! Where the heck ya been? What's been going on?
Oh, you know, same old. Just trying to eliminate distractions so I can be super productive at work! What about you?
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Oh, you know, same old. Just trying to eliminate distractions so I can be super productive at work! What about you?
I fully understand. I am having the same challenge!! I'm able to concentrate for 20 or thirty minutes but stuff keeps popping up that takes me off the path. Any suggestions on overcoming this? My week has been pure crap.
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